Bullet Train movie review: what is Brad Pitt doing in this tiresome Japan-set post-Tarantino knock-off? It’s a train wreck

Bullet Train is a major misfire for Brad Pitt, who plays an assassin called out of retirement to collect a briefcase from a Japanese train. Ultra-violent, nonsensical and far too knowing, it’s a full-on train wreck.


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