Good morning, afternoon, evening, or Witching Hour, depending from where you are tuning in to another exciting episode of county cricket. This will be the first sequel in an ongoing franchise event. Day II: The Quickening. Prepare to be amazed, to be terrified, to hide behind your furniture.
My name is Geoff, you can email me in the usual way or plough headfirst into the scrum that lives below the line. Hello to you all.
This is indeed the second day of the second-last round of the second part of the season, deciding who will top each of the three divisions and who will play off for the Bob. Shall we?